My Beard Orders Online While I Sleep

Here’s a few things my beard’s been buying online while I sleep. I would discipline him, but the stuff is good.

A new comb from the Old Familiar Comb Company

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A new bearded skull patch from ITS Tactical

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And another awesome delivery from Roughneck Beard Company. You’ll notice that Brad packages his shipments with wood shavings. It makes for a pretty cool manly packing material, but I accidentally opened up one of these boxes over my chili beans one night. Boom! Wood chips all in my beans. It’s all good though.

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This message was written by the beard of Dr. David Powers. You can always find it at Thanks for reading!

Published in: on April 2, 2015 at 6:02 pm  Leave a Comment  
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